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Adopt Chiquita—Your New Best Frenemy with a Side of Sass Meet Chiquita, the 6-year-old tortoiseshell with more attitude than you’ll know what to do with. She’s big on boundariesand short on cuddles, but if you’re into the idea of a cat who’s an enigma wrapped in a fluff ball of independence, then look no further. What makes Chiquita a truly “special” cat? Lap time? Maybe.: I will sit on your lap. Briefly. When you’re reading, watching TV, or pretending to be productive. But a word of warning: any sudden movement or attempt to get up will send me into a full-on grumpmeltdown. Proceed with caution. No cuddling, just co-sleeping.: I’ll sleep next to you on the bed, but keep your hands to yourself. I like the proximity, not the touch. Think of me as a very passive-aggressive alarm clock—next to you but just out of reach. The face brush is my happy place.: I love being brushed on my head and face, but do NOT get near my tail—especially the amputation site. That’s a no-fly zone, and I’m not afraid to let you know. Get too close, and I’ll give you the side-eye that says, “You’re pushing it.” Window-watching is my jam.: I’m a big fan of sitting on a window seat and observing the outside world. You’d think I was on a covert mission with how intense I am about it. Birds, squirrels, cars—you name it, I’m judging it. It’s my version of cat TV. Flop, but proceed with extreme caution: I have this adorable habit of flopping over dramatically, showing you my belly. It’s not an invitation for belly rubs. If you try, you’ll soon learn that my love for my belly is strictly aesthetic. Attempt a rub, and you might lose a hand—or at least a finger. It’s a trap. What you’ll need to survive this relationship: Patience and respect. If you think you can win me over in one day, think again. I’m not your typical “snuggle up to me” kind of cat. But if you’re cool with me doing my thing and occasionally gracing you with my presence, then we can work something out. Snacks, and more snacks. My belly is a temple that demands constant worship via treats. If you’re willing to keep me well-fed (but not on a diet), we might have a future together. Tolerance for my unpredictable moods. I’m selective with affection, but when I do decide you’re worthy, I’ll bless you with a moment of attention—until I get bored and retreat to my window seat to judge the outside world. Why adopt me? You’re looking for a challenge, a cat who isn’t just a “pet” but a lifestyle. I’m the cat who will make you question your every decision, but I’ll also offer you rare glimpses into my mysterious heart. If you can handle me at my most aloof, you’ll find that I’m kind of awesome in a weird, “I’m not really sure if she likes me, but she’s here” sort of way. So, are you ready to embark on the journey of living with a cat who will sometimes allow you to love her but most of the time will let you know you’re just an accessory to her fabulousness? If you think you can handle the sass, apply now. But remember: slow movements, lots of snacks, and absolutely no sudden movements. You've been warned. Open to meet at her foster home in Castro Valley.

Good with Dogs, Good with Adults, Somewhat vocal, Does not require a yard, Cratetrained, Likes to be in your lap, Apartment OK, Playful, Independent, Affectionate, Intelligent, Goofy